A Hearing
 

Recently I hear that an outrageous person
Is frequently causing a stir in the world.
Do you have any information about it?
 
Yes, sir. it is reported that
he is one eyed, about 6 foot tall of strong build,
or medium height and build of slender figure with bald head.
The information is vague.
He is absolutely out-law playing the prohibited gamble,
drinking heavily every day and night,
thinking about philosophy　of no sense.
He is a cheating writer and thought crime, they say.
 
Knock on wood!, You never ever
have him approach my daughters.
And, what is his name?
 
According to my inspection, they call him like
Spy Sorge, Raspoutin, Casanova,
Yuge-no-Dphkyo, Jirokichi Goemon
and so forth.
 
Gyaaah.
Heaven forbid!